Saturday, January 6, 2024

#44: I Was Never Book Smart. I'm Money Smart. (Themeless #20)

 


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If you saw the title of this post and the image attached to it and felt a guilty little twinge of recognition, perhaps this 68-word themeless is up your alley! If you didn't, well... I guess there might be something in it for you anyway, although you might need to look up 31-Across on Know Your Meme afterwards. Suffice it to say that this puzzle conforms to every single QVXwordz stereotype: Scrabbly, packed with pop culture garbage, and rather difficult. But it's a fun puzzle anyway. Give it a spin!

Although, of course, no one is saying you have to do my puzzle. (Well, I'm saying it, but no one else is saying it.) So many good puzzles come out these days! I was recently flabbergasted by a pair of themelesses from old pros: Brendan Emmett Quigley's first blog puzzle of the year is a stellar super-low-word-count grid, and over at the New Yorker Erik Agard casually dropped a gorgeous puzzle that looks like a butterfly and solves like a bee, so to speak. (Actually, it's a wildly clean fill of a wildly open grid shape - as if he saw one of those grids where two stagger stacks cross and said "hold my beer.") And did you hear that there's a new charity pack out there? Puzzles for Palestine dropped over the weekend! A small donation to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund will get you 22 puzzles by an all-star team of constructors - what a steal! I test-solved some of these grids and they are, in fact, quite worth your money.

Applet under the cut, as usual. No one test solved this, so there is one somewhat obvious typo in the PDF that will not affect your solving experience. Have fun!

Saturday, December 30, 2023

#43: Back Me Up Here, Y'all (Themeless #19)

 

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This puzzle is a 68-word themeless, with a bunch of things about it that are impressive in the XWordInfo sense - yes, as that thumbnail shows, there's a triple stack of 15s in its center, and also, without giving anything away, let's just say that this puzzle is an equal opportunity employer of consonants and vowels. It is also a fairly difficult puzzle, particularly if you're not on my wavelength - I packed this one full of references to popular culture that I like, some of which are not particularly mainstream. (Tragically for 34-Down, winning the Record of the Year Latin Grammy does not make you "white famous," nor does it make you "crossworthy," and, yes, I am pretending that the latter is not code for the former.) But I think the songs and records name-dropped here are worth a listen - hence why once you solve the puzzle there'll be links to all the songs I namedropped. Maybe someday I'll make a Spotify playlist with all the songs I namedropped in these puzzles? Would require me to have a Spotify account, so probably not. (Now, a last.fm playlist... haha, just kidding. Or am I?)

Incredibly, I have gone something like 15 months without posting a themeless on this blog. Weirdly, this is not because 2023 was a fallow year for me puzzle-wise, since I made at least fifty midis for Crossword Club alone. (I like the one I did from this Tuesday, incidentally.) Oh, and I got a grid published in the New York Times, finally. Twice, actually! Really, 2023 was a banner year for me in puzzles. I got to work behind the scenes at ACPT! I was (briefly) in the top 5 at Boswords and Lollapuzzoola!! Robyn Weintraub hugged me like, a dozen times!!!

But yes, QVXwordz has been sadly neglected over the past couple months. That's why my lofty goal for 2024 is to go "fifty-fifty" - by which I mean, I'm aiming to get fifty full-sized puzzles on the blog this year, and to sell fifty full-sized puzzles to various outlets. And you can help with that - I'm looking to collaborate with as many constructors as is feasible this year. So why don't you (is she gonna say the thing? is she gonna say the thing?) back me up here, y'all? Shoot me an e-mail and say "hey, Q, let's make a puzzle together!" and we'll work something out.

Anyway, hope you all like this puzzle. Big ups to John Kugelman and RandomSaucepan for testing this one. I'm still working out a schedule for weekly-ish posting - when I started the blog the only indie site that regularly posted on Thursdays was BEQ's, but now I'm wondering whether I should start posting on the weekend? We'll see.

Friday, June 2, 2023

#42: Toy Story

 

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difficulty: medium

Pretty self-explanatory why this puzzle's theme was a no-go everywhere I sent it - and no, I don't mean because it's a... well, you'll see. Lyle Broughton, champion of reality TV and Bananagrams variants, did due diligence test solving this one (and confirmed for me the title on this one isn't too dupe-y).

I have a couple puzzles coming out in very exciting places this month, so keep your eyes peeled for those. Also, maybe check out my weekly midi for Crossword Club? I usually have the Thursday grid there; I like this puzzle I did for them today. Will Nediger discontinued his indie highlights series, irritatingly, which means I'll have to pick up the slack on those going forward, so I guess I'll post that this weekend. And then... maybe back to regular posting on this here site? Why not.

Anyway, applet under the cut. Enjoy.

Monday, May 29, 2023

The Kelsey-Spiting Midi

 

 

Has it really been six months? Say it ain't so, Joe. I mentioned the seed entry in this grid here to Kelsey Dixon and she said she was going to put it in one of *her* midis, and I couldn't bear the thought of being sniped, so I clued this midi up real quick. Frisco, who test-solved it, claimed this grid is extremely on-brand!

A new QVXword is coming on Thursday (!!!) - look out for it! AVCX subscribers will also recall that last week, I edited a 58-word themeless from John Hawksley which people universally agreed was really, really good; there's other stuff from me coming there too, btw. I'll have more news on that front soon (as well as news pertinent to the other place I edit puzzles at) ... plus a gigantic "grids I liked in March/April/May" megapost.


Thursday, March 23, 2023

Bonus Post: The 2023 Atlantic Mini Oscars Gimmick Appreciation Thread (with answer key)

On Sunday, March 12, The Atlantic ran a puzzle by Caleb Madison which had a dare for the solver at 17-Across: [With 35-Across, group of 10 movies hidden in the previous week of Atlantic minis, two in each puzzle. Can you find them all?]

It's a pretty fun scavenger hunt for a puzzle, one that (owing to the lack of an easy archive for Atlantic puzzles) probably won't have the permanence it deserves. So I'm making this post which easily links to the week of minis in question, so you the solver can play along if you wish to do so.

Monday, March 6 - Tuesday, March 7 - Wednesday, March 8 - Thursday, March 9 - Friday, March 10

If you're stuck on remembering the ten films that were nominated this year, Wikipedia's got your back. (Hey, don't sweat it - I forgot that Elvis was nominated this year, and I *watched* Elvis. Unfortunately.) And if you're really, really stuck beyond that, and just want to appreciate Paolo's subtle (and not-so-subtle) constructions, I'm having this post double as an answer key. Scroll way, way down, below the poster below, if you want confirmation of the answers.

Monday, March 13, 2023

Crossworld Monthly Roundup, February 2023


It's the shortest month of the year, and thus I have an atypically short write-up. I didn't even bother changing the text on the photoshop for this post! (Don't tut-tut me, who do I look like, Kelsey??)

My Favorite Themeless Puzzle of February 2023: The Crossword, Monday, Feb. 20 (Paolo Pasco, New Yorker)
Honorable mention: Free Association 78 (Trent Evans, Grid Therapy)

My Favorite Themed Puzzle of February 2023: To Infinity and Beyond (Elise Corbin, Cruciverbology)
Honorable mention: The Interview (Aaron Ullman, Universal)

My Favorite Clue of February 2023: [What very few are able to pull a one-eighty on?] (4) (Erik Agard, New Yorker Tuesday 2/21/23)

[Source of cracks on a screen?] (6) (Tim Croce, "Freestyle 784")
[Approach to mating] (7) (Will Nediger, "Freestyle")
[Gives an appropriate response to "Would you like to watch the Gossip Girl reboot?"] (6) (Malaika Handa, "Head First")
[One picking up speed] (8) (Brandon Koppy, "Themeless: Extra Sauce")
[
"Boys do now cry 'Kiss my Parliament,' instead of 'Kiss my ___,'" so great and general a contempt is the Rump come to" (Samuel Pepys)] (4) (Will Nediger, "In Search of Lost Time")
[They say "boo" but not "yay"] (6) (Gary Cee, Universal, "Possessions")
[Stand-alone issue?] (9) (BEQ, "Themeless Monday #710")
[Something pointed out more than once to a fashion designer?] (Croce again, "Freestyle 788")
[Prez dispensers?] (4) (Alexandra Olson, "Novel Issue")

A full list of these puzzles - and entries for these clues - under the jump!

Saturday, February 11, 2023

Crossworld Monthly Roundup, January 2023


Well, let's chat January. I count two dozen brilliant puzzles that came out this month. And I'm not even counting the NYT grid I did with Dan Ziring, nor this super-slick midi I did for Crossword Club with a 9x4 stack that would make Patrick Berry jealous.

My Favorite Themed Puzzle of January 2023: Shh, Be Quiet! (Claire Kaneshiro, The Daily Princetonian)
Honorable mentions:
Looking Forward to the Next Dune Movie? (Elise Corbin, Cruciverbology); Do Stuff (Will Nediger, Bewilderingly)

My Favorite Themeless Puzzle of January 2023: January Stumper (Ada Nicolle, luckystreakxwords)
Honorable mentions:
Look Both Ways (Themeless #16) (Adam Aaronson, Aaronson.org); Wednesday, Jan. 18 (Erik Agard, The New Yorker)

My Favorite Mini/Midi Puzzle of January 2023: Lousy Food, Lousy Service (Kavin Pawittranon, Lil AVC X)
Honorable mention: does this look like an apple product to you? (midi) (Steph Brown, A Little Puzzling)

My Favorite Clue of January 2023: [Members-only jacket?] (6) (Brooke Husic, "themeless xxx" - how apt)
Honorable mentions: [Wanted poster?] (10) (Anna Shechtman, "The Crossword, Monday, January 2"); [Want to go?] (9) (Dave Murchie, "Themeless 115"), [Doc consulted for help] (3) (Dave again, "The Right Tool"); [Eco-centric college class, informally?] (10) (Adam Aaronson, NYT 1/7/23); [Experience under one's belt?] (9) (Ryan McCarty, "Secret Snowflake"); [Like blue moons, black sheep, or red steak] (4) (Matt Jones, "Pay Cut")

Longer write-ups on the two dozen standout grids from indies and beyond below the cut (as well as answers for the favorite clues)...